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OH 

Me: you can't change fate
Them: No, but i can plan around it

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OH, sounds lewd but isn't 

*she leans over and whispers* "we're going to be busy tonight~"

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catgirl all tangled up in yarn, googling "how to escape a string"

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OH, piss mention 

"that's not enough piss on the floor"

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Fun fact: Elven Python is exactly the same as Human Python, except methods refer to the current object with "elf"

class Tree:
def __init__(elf):
elf.leaves = 0

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ironic that we live in a time where everybody owns a computer with a mandatory button that spawns a supposed "magical genie", except for computer witches & wizards who specifically do *not* have such a button anywhere, nor do they wish to have one

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