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ethical hacker is when you don't disclose vulnerabilities to corporations but instead use them against them

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Lewd 

A participant reviewed it as *two thumbs up* after trying it

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They just invented the reverse cuck chair right infront of me

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OH 

(she bites me) "oh wait nvm I'm a vegetarian"

For security reasons you need to change name and pronouns twice a year. You may not use any of your four most recent ones.

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Me: you can't change fate
Them: No, but i can plan around it

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OH, sounds lewd but isn't 

*she leans over and whispers* "we're going to be busy tonight~"

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