Nyastrid @nyastrid@computerfairi.es
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Computer nerd of IT-(in)security, hacking & ctf, loves to design stickers, radio signals interest me.
Joined Nov 2024
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The way computer security works in 2026:
queers go to congress and demonstrate multiple serious exploits against actual security software. the maintainers deny there’s a problem. nobody pays attention except other queers at congress
OpenAI finds a bug which could, hypothetically, in a very difficult-to-orchestrate attack and in the absence of already-existing mitigations, have a security implication. the entire industry has an overnight meltdown. coverage on national news stations. meanwhile, nobody is provably able to actually make it work as an exploit
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time from issuing a certificate to first spam request: one second
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I propose declaring October 21 to henceforth be International Static Website Day.
GitHub downtime daughter or GitLab RCE son?
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so, in the last 48 hours
- 2 validated php RCEs, with more on the way
- nodejs rce
- gitlab rce
- a ssl cert CA's private key value was '4'
it is wednesday my dudes
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hello we are releasing several critical vulnerabilities today to address the recent security patches
preferably NOT written in PHP was perhaps a correct take...
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If anyone wants to put the eMudhra private key on a T-Shirt:
-----BEGIN EC PRIVATE KEY-----
MA8CAQEEAQSgBwYFK4EEACI=
-----END EC PRIVATE KEY-----
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I love Sesame Street, I really do. But maybe it's not the place to learn crypto.
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Fuck Everything, We're Doing Zero-Byte Elliptic Curve Keys
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Ask Chaos: Do you know the size of a Congress assembly table? I think there are two types: rect and circ. I would like to know their table top width/height/radius for some kind of assembly build.
Stupid Swedish nonsense
Hon är britt, marie
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What's the rpm of a döner?
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Computer nerd of IT-(in)security, hacking & ctf, loves to design stickers, radio signals interest me.
Joined Nov 2024
