mean girl rixkey @rixkey@computerfairi.es

my friend i'm visiting tomorrow: "so what do you wanna do when you get here"
me: "....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh exist. in the same area of space as you?"

hi im rixkey and im a fucking nerd who gets way too exciting about the possibility of physical contact

home. i mean home.

i'm homo

god is angry at me for being gay and lewd

oh fuck im in the shed at work and it just started pouring down rain shit

goddammit avery now i have to watch wow it's made again

looking up from my switch to my TL after like 15mins and avery has flooded it with slepietoots. you're not doing a very good job at this being slepie thing are you.

12 hours sleep good.

ok i do a slep

hello yes i'd like to return this espeon it's defective, it actually hates sunlight

pay me to sleep 15 hours a day pls

yeah can i get uhhhhhhh indefinite work vacation time

sleepiest espeon

work is dumb can i just not

being poly is rad as fuck.

you know how fucking amazing and gay it would be to date two girls who are already getting married like wow put me in that triangle pls........

fuck im crushing on friends super hard rn........