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lewd, mh 

also used to regularly hit myself in the face and that was kinda stupidly hot.

now it just kinda... dribbles out.

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lewd, mh 

man, sometimes i really miss my old cum volume... its really unfortunate that antidepressants that are keeping me functional kinda dampen my sexual ability. u wu

-, capitalism, violence 

ugh sorry i gotta put this here too but this has me seeing red rn and i need to vent.

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-, capitalism, violence 

i want to find the person who saw that and complained and break their fucking jaw. how fucking conceited and selfish can you possibly be

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-, capitalism 

in what fucking moral system is it okay to fire somebody for giving away food thats just expired instead of throwing it in the trash. like fucking seriously?

we regret to inform you that rixkey has been cancelled due to lack of sleep

hold up i cant go just yet gotta see my beautiful gf

k time to go sleep and work like 10 days in a row probably zzzz

well it's that time again, time to do a sleeb zzzz

man somebody get disgaea away from me this is the only game i've played for the past like month

reptile 

ah no he's not, it just looked that way from the pic

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reptile 

he went back behind the curtain i think but it kinda looks like he's missing an arm. :c

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reptile 

!!!! a friend just showed up in my room....

lewd for public transportation 

welp, i guess im fucking this bus whoops

oof somebody help my dumb introverted ass be less boring pls.....

i have the stupidest gigantic grin on my face rn god dammit

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