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:sparkles_pink: :heart: boost to be protected and blessed by lesbian swamp goddesses :heart: :sparkles_pink:

i just saw somebody say that hideo kojima is a reverse weaboo and that is the most fucking apt description i have ever heard.

lewd, subtoot? 

would love to just lazily throw my clothes off, flop into my chair, and tell my pet to get to work...~

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lewd 

today is the kind of morning after work where i would just love to come home and have a nice, stress-relieving post work fuck...

alright enough ranting, just providing a small bit of insight as to why i bitch about work so much.

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better than the fucking pepsi drivers that know better and leave my cooler a goddamn mess instead of putting their shit on their shelf where it belongs.

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one of the drivers for our delivery was being trained and not only was the truck late, but he brought an entire section of the order to the wrong part of the store, so i had to lug all that heavy shit across the entire store zzzzz

oh well i cant really be too upset if the guy is new. just. excessive amounts of physical exertion suck oof.

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welp i was right, tonight at work went from easy to "ow my fucking shoulder is in immense pain"

work complaining 

on a slightly unrelated note, if this truck doesnt get here soon my night is very quickly gonna become not okay. which sucks because it started okay.

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work complaining 

jesus these fuckin people drive me insane

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work complaining 

excuse me can you not come into the fucking break room looking for a cashier and like, actually ask the people who aren't on break on the floor?

amazing how much better i feel when i dont have to wake up an hour earlier for work

complaining about neighbors, drugs 

(not talking about weed either. weed isn't drugs. cocaine and crystal meth however uhhhhh yeah.)

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complaining about neighbors 

also don't know how there are still kids here when the house has literally been raided by the police for being a drug selling hotspot lmfao.

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complaining about neighbors 

needless to say i cannot fucking wait for them to finally fuck off out of here. i don't know how they weren't kicked out sooner.

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complaining about neighbors 

how much of a fucking trashy piece of shit do you have to be to blast your fucking bass at 10:30 in the morning on a saturday.

especially when YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN EVICTED FROM THE HOUSE AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GONE BY NOW

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