- Weather balloon rated for 100,000 feet: $193.41 on AliExpress
- Helium + fill system: $250
- Holiday gift certificate for two adult and two child passes to Zhuhai Chimelong Ocean Kingdom: $165
- Novelty envelope the size of a small car: $80
- Sidewinder missile: $381,069.74
- 1 hour F-22 operation: $85,325
- The look on the Joint Chiefs when they open the gift card: Priceless
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