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#Jobsuche

Ich suche/bin:

Ich suche einen Job als #Projektmanager. Ich bin #IPMA-zertifiziert, ab voraussichtlich Mitte 08/19 auch #PRINCE2-, #ITIL- und #SCRUM-zertifiziert. Am liebsten wΓΌrde ich in MA arbeiten, gern auch in HD, LU (na gut, LU nicht so gern). Pendeln wΓΌrde ich auch nach S, KA oder notfalls FFM.

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"Tell a story!"
"There once was, on distant Earth-"
"No, a real story!"
"Hush. Earth was real, and full of children asking for stories, just like you."
"Really?"
"Really. They looked different, back then, but they, too, loved stories."
"So they were people?"
"They were people."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

[RAGE] Diskriminierung bei der Jobsuche // WΓΌrde ich eigtl. bei Twitter teilen. Aber ich suche ja noch. 

Ich habe gerade echt so einen Hals, was die Jobsuche betrifft, wenn du schwarz bist. Ich bin jetzt seit eineinhalb Jahren auf der Suche nach einen neuen Job, weil mein Vertrag vor einem Jahr ausgelaufen ist. Denkt ihr, ich kriege mal ein ernsthaftes Angebot? ICH SCHAFFE ES NOCH NICHT MAL ZUM FUCKING BEWERBUNGSGESPRΓ„CH.

How to stir the German soul 

Went to a seminar about intercultural awareness. First day, everyone was very understanding of other cultures, but examples were mostly unintimidating things, yadda yadda. Second day, we were asked to talk about examples from our work. I brought up the topic that German events are often very dominated by alcohol, which excludes certain cultures because of religious beliefs and other people just because of preferences. OMG, you cannot imagine the backlash I received.

"Did you see the mess from this afternoon? That's the 9th vehicle to drive into our building this week!" I heard my neighbor exclaim in the hall.

As the footsteps faded, I turned, glaring at my new fish tank.
The koi-sized mermaid I had recently inherited from my great-aunt Euphemia stared back innocently.

"We discussed your singing."

"Yeah, but I didn't agree to nothing!"

I sighed, adding more sound-proofing to my windows.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Mermay #UrbanFantasy

Drugs, substance allert 

PILLENWARNUNG - es gehen gerade rote XTC mit Kirschen rum - es sind bereits drei Personen in Zusammenhang mit den Teilen gestorben, die Polizei war deshalb auch am Wochenende im Berghain
Take Care

Pill warning: there are pills shaped as red cherries going around in Europe. Three people already died because of them and police raided berghain this weekend for that reason. Take care!

I'll toot when I find out what's in them.

Your genetalia is now named after the latest TV-show you saw, what is it? 

@hollyamory@mspsocial.net @maloki
She-Ra :blobaww:

Meta, ableism, slurs 

Same for crazy, insane, maniac

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Meta, ableism 

Last call for folks to stop using lame, dumb, stupid, and blind pejoratively, k thx

Your genetalia is now named after the latest TV-show you saw, what is it? 

@hollyamory@mspsocial.net @maloki
She-Ra :blobaww:

Falls sich jmd mit transmasc DIY HRT auskennt, oder ressourcen zu sicheren Dosen hat, bitte mal schicken :) Fuer jede Hilfe dankbar, gerne boost

This rings so very true to me, and it's strikingly useful in my ongoing attempts to explain how boundaries aren't rules. It's actually about emotional independence, healthy separation so we can know and love both ourselved and others.

@puzzlestuecke@kitty.town @schokopflaster euren Austausch dazu zu lesen ist jedenfalls spannender als die toots der leute, dies schauen. :blobbun_blowkiss: :blobangel: :blobgrin:

"I thought mermaids had magical singing voices," I said, puzzled.

"I thought humans could leap the length of an orca," the mermaid responded, just as perplexed.

"That's not even physically possible!"

"We were foolish to believe the fairytales we loved..."

"Yeah..."

A long awkward silence followed.

"I can wiggle my ears," I blurted.

"I have venomous barbs," she blurted, simultaneously.

"...Yours is cooler!" we both said.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy #Mermay

Many of us nonbinary people aren't in a position to pick and choose who we live with.

Sometimes the people we depend on (or who depend on us) deny and insult our nonbinary nature. This will wear on your self esteem and happiness.

Your existence may be intertwined with people who hurt you, but their influence need not be any stronger on you than your influence is on them.

You are the exception to their world view, and that power should not be taken lightly.

#nonbinarypositivity #nonbinary #nonbinarypride #exorsexism

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