Ich suche/bin:
Ich suche einen Job als #Projektmanager. Ich bin #IPMA-zertifiziert, ab voraussichtlich Mitte 08/19 auch #PRINCE2-, #ITIL- und #SCRUM-zertifiziert. Am liebsten wΓΌrde ich in MA arbeiten, gern auch in HD, LU (na gut, LU nicht so gern). Pendeln wΓΌrde ich auch nach S, KA oder notfalls FFM.
"Tell a story!"
"There once was, on distant Earth-"
"No, a real story!"
"Hush. Earth was real, and full of children asking for stories, just like you."
"Really?"
"Really. They looked different, back then, but they, too, loved stories."
"So they were people?"
"They were people."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
[RAGE] Diskriminierung bei der Jobsuche // WΓΌrde ich eigtl. bei Twitter teilen. Aber ich suche ja noch.
Ich habe gerade echt so einen Hals, was die Jobsuche betrifft, wenn du schwarz bist. Ich bin jetzt seit eineinhalb Jahren auf der Suche nach einen neuen Job, weil mein Vertrag vor einem Jahr ausgelaufen ist. Denkt ihr, ich kriege mal ein ernsthaftes Angebot? ICH SCHAFFE ES NOCH NICHT MAL ZUM FUCKING BEWERBUNGSGESPRΓCH.
How to stir the German soul
Went to a seminar about intercultural awareness. First day, everyone was very understanding of other cultures, but examples were mostly unintimidating things, yadda yadda. Second day, we were asked to talk about examples from our work. I brought up the topic that German events are often very dominated by alcohol, which excludes certain cultures because of religious beliefs and other people just because of preferences. OMG, you cannot imagine the backlash I received.
"Did you see the mess from this afternoon? That's the 9th vehicle to drive into our building this week!" I heard my neighbor exclaim in the hall.
As the footsteps faded, I turned, glaring at my new fish tank.
The koi-sized mermaid I had recently inherited from my great-aunt Euphemia stared back innocently.
"We discussed your singing."
"Yeah, but I didn't agree to nothing!"
I sighed, adding more sound-proofing to my windows.
#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Mermay #UrbanFantasy
Drugs, substance allert
PILLENWARNUNG - es gehen gerade rote XTC mit Kirschen rum - es sind bereits drei Personen in Zusammenhang mit den Teilen gestorben, die Polizei war deshalb auch am Wochenende im Berghain
Take Care
Pill warning: there are pills shaped as red cherries going around in Europe. Three people already died because of them and police raided berghain this weekend for that reason. Take care!
I'll toot when I find out what's in them.
Your genetalia is now named after the latest TV-show you saw, what is it?
@hollyamory@mspsocial.net @maloki
She-Ra
Your genetalia is now named after the latest TV-show you saw, what is it?
@hollyamory@mspsocial.net @maloki
She-Ra
adhd storytelling instagram link
@puzzlestuecke@kitty.town @schokopflaster euren Austausch dazu zu lesen ist jedenfalls spannender als die toots der leute, dies schauen.
"I thought mermaids had magical singing voices," I said, puzzled.
"I thought humans could leap the length of an orca," the mermaid responded, just as perplexed.
"That's not even physically possible!"
"We were foolish to believe the fairytales we loved..."
"Yeah..."
A long awkward silence followed.
"I can wiggle my ears," I blurted.
"I have venomous barbs," she blurted, simultaneously.
"...Yours is cooler!" we both said.
#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy #Mermay
Many of us nonbinary people aren't in a position to pick and choose who we live with.
Sometimes the people we depend on (or who depend on us) deny and insult our nonbinary nature. This will wear on your self esteem and happiness.
Your existence may be intertwined with people who hurt you, but their influence need not be any stronger on you than your influence is on them.
You are the exception to their world view, and that power should not be taken lightly.
fluidflux trans fae | white | able bodied | adhd, depression | intersectional feminist | toots in German, sometimes English
(pen&paper RPGs) | TV/netflix | YA | new hobby every few weeks | dogs AND cats and squirrels and foxes