Takel, a cattebirb @takelgryph@computerfairi.es

a new addition to the list of things that really should not have to be explicitly stated
RT @HazelMonforton@twitter.com Hey friends don’t uhhh download my selfies, scribble a circle around my cleavage, and then DM it back to me with the caption “sexy”.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/HazelMonforton/status/1033803068171841538

just got time off approved for MFF

Shout-out to the asshole at Jet's Pizza for being a jackass to the person getting into a car with handicapped plates because the car was parked in a handicapped spot

thinking back to time in my shadowrun group where we stumbled across a Humanis Policlub compound and promply informed the local Ancients and Sons of Sauron

good times
RT @dialacina@twitter.com re LRT: this passage from this piece https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/a37a34/it-takes-more-than-a-tolerance-mechanic-to-make-an-anti-colonial-rpg I did for Waypoint was probably my favorite thing to write ever

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dialacina/status/968192421543718913

RT @ZapZamberini@twitter.com: Becoming mutuals with a furry

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ZapZamberini/status/1032766091582480384

here's an interesting thread
RT @rod_inanimate@twitter.com So @salenazito@twitter.com blocked me and I couldn’t figure out why. All I’d done was ask her a simple question about a piece of reporting in her book. Then I ran into people in twitter threads who she’d done the same thing to.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/rod_inanimate/status/1033040065960833024

life comes at you fast

can someone please take Tim Sweeney's keyboard away

seriously, this isn't the stupidest reaction I've seen from a game developer after an exploit gets reported, but it's certainly in the top fucking five https://mashable.com/2018/08/25/google-epic-games-fortnite-android-app-exploit/

RT @LaughsAtTrolls@twitter.com: McCain voted against MLK Day.
Voted against the 1990 Civil Rights Act
Used racial slur "go*ks" to refer to Vietnamese captors
Referred to the Iranian President as a "monkey."

But "we really need more like John McCain." https://twitter.com/JRehling/status/1033009376896770048

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/LaughsAtTrolls/status/1033011127335235584

RT @dasharez0ne@twitter.com: GOOD NEWS HE STOPPED HATING THEM https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/McCain-Criticized-for-Slur-He-says-he-ll-keep-3304741.php

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1033525311407841281

RT @bombsfall@twitter.com: And now we mourn the personal brand of John McCain, a strong brand, the brand of a man who spent his life harming millions while convincing a whole lot of people he did the opposite.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/1033513626395656192

rip in piss asshole
RT @NBCNews@twitter.com BREAKING: John McCain, American statesman and POW survivor, has died at age 81. https://www.pscp.tv/w/blHquDI5MjM1fDFEWHh5WVhtV3FXeE2oxJj9l-I6OqkUDokIMNHChBc4qAm_tpn9f2CSLWC9tg==

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1033510437252358149

i have no fucking clue what this drama is about, but regardless: lol
RT @alistairmilne@twitter.com Someone said Faketoshi couldn't code "hello world" (whereas @VitalikButerin@twitter.com could)
The bait was taken, Faketoshi wanted to prove himself... the result was entirely predictable.
Behold...

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/alistairmilne/status/1033459254425014272

RT @spookperson@twitter.com: please sir we must show our respect, he was a good man sir please

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/1033433816084275200

RT @dburbach@twitter.com: If you haven't followed, the West Virginia GOP has conducted a coup against their state's judiciary. Impeached their entire state Supreme Court at once, then the very pols who led impeachment were appointed to the Court, flipping partisan control https://twitter.com/campbellnyt/status/1033387756645507074

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dburbach/status/1033393296473825281

RT @theseantcollins@twitter.com: A Nazi rape apologist concern-trolled Disney out of hundreds of millions of dollars by making them shoot themselves in the dick to the disgust of everyone involved in actually making this film https://twitter.com/cbr/status/1033247868105240582

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/theseantcollins/status/1033368828426809344

The first person to unironcally describe this as an "epic fail" will be summarily executed

(it is pretty bad tho)
https://www.androidcentral.com/epic-games-first-fortnite-installer-allowed-hackers-download-install-silently

RT @kyhwana@twitter.com: ah, the old "PR doesn't know the difference between "encrypted" and "hashed"". (And it turns out this is actually an important distinction) https://twitter.com/lorenzofb/statuses/1033076790686883842

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/kyhwana/status/1033160675990822913

Mad Libs is not quite the same as I remember it being
RT @mmfa@twitter.com Infowars host alleges that Hurricane Lane, which is threatening Hawaii, has been split in two by an energy beam shot from Antarctica, possibly by John Kerry http://mm4a.org/4Zq

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1032999491287371777