@AlexandraErin as grim a picture as it paints i love the general vibe of "Elon Musk is remembered only as the namesake of a disaster area encompassing what used to be the planets Earth and Mars, with the implication he personally had a hand in its creation"
@AlexandraErin i love everything about this except how horrifyingly plausible it is
OH LOOK another case of magical sentinel pointers.
they just checked to see if a pointer was 0xBADBEEF.
LEARN TO USE NULLS
hot take: if "(int*)(this + 0x56990)" ever appears in the decompiled code, YOUR CLASS IS WAY TOO FUCKING BIG
I changed one register during boot to enable debugging, and it crashed the game and then my emulator.
10 out of 10, would recommend again
@AbandonedAmerica Just thinking that "The Church of the Abandoned Transfiguration" is a really great phrase
Thanks to @unknownoutrider I just learned about Unified Cutlery Theory. Prior to this I'd only really known Spoon Theory
I found this page which describes it pretty well.
I love the term "software archaeology" because it implies the existence of subfields such as "software experimental archaeology" (attempting to reconstruct and demonstrate how people once built software) and "software paleoethnobotany" (quantifying what botanicals were culturally significant to software and the broader historic implications to the societies that wrote it), but also the existence of the broader field "software anthropology" and its offshoot "software sociology", and
I have thought about this and I've decided actually I can approve of it, but only if they (1) apply it to all objects and (2) only allow objects to target to the Moon. All planets, light bulbs or round objects become the Moon. Any photograph taken outside is changed to be taken on the surface of the Moon. If you turn up the sensitivity, all people, buildings, and objects regardless of size or shape are replaced with tiny cutouts of the Moon
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