tiny miracle 💖 @tinymira@computerfairi.es

👀 hi

I need to throw more rocks into lake michigan

in the new year I walked on the beach, threw a rock into lake michigan, and had a big allergic reaction <3 2023

last night at Berlin Nightclub for “Kinfolk” with Ari Gato and Helvetikah Black 🥰

this is my favorite tumblr post ever btw, if you look at it you know who I am inside

about to earn myself infinite chickens w one easy hack … The chicken factory hates me

I put 2 eggs in the air fryer and I expect them to turn into chickens after 15 minutes at 275

I put 10 worm-on-a-strings into my slow cooker and I expect it to turn into eel stew by 8 pm

I love Rimworld. and I love crusader kings 3. And I’m not going to hide anymore

daydreaming about wigs this morning…

people say SQL = structured query language. Boring!
SQL = select qt love. 🫶

I think that the NES could have been a sensual experience. But we didn't try hard enough

(opens purse) (looks askance) what u need fam... I got aspirin. I got ibuprofen. I got naproxen. anything @ all just hmu.

learned about a cool new OTC antihistamine and I offered to share a dose with a friend. I offered a friend a hit of antihistamines. That's who I am

I’m alive thanks to Kirkland Signature tbh 🫡

whoever decided to enforce spaces for indentation in yaml files: you probably need a manicure :/ And you have weird ass nail beds. Just telling the truth…

some people’s video game items are a collection of pixels… but me? Mine are a collection of JSON objects.

I have information that may lead to the arrest of Sonic The Hedgehog (Real) (Intense)

I’m not a gamer but I play video games… And I’m Valid

I only care about smash brothers characters doing fortnite dances and swapped animations