CW: sex toys, jokes about said sex toys
being an adult means thinking to myself 'hm can i make time in my schedule tonight to try out the sex toys i got in the mail today, it's gonna be close, do i have any clean towels? hmm' and it's a weird way to be thinking
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re: CW: sex toys, jokes about said sex toys
listen, listen...i'm excited, believe me, the toy is bigger than me and a pretty colour and oh boy, but i am also tired and have to make considerations for clean towels and time and energy and goddamn i just wanna play with it
