Kids' water pistols have succumbed to the elements, go to buy some new ones and start thinking "Hmm, a lot of these water pistols are awfully pistol shaped, why don't more of them have the big handles on top like fireman's hoses like on the big super soakers instead of triggers like on guns, something something gun normalization," and god help me I've got fucking Political Opinions About Water Pistols now, I've been on here too much, I need to log off this is genuinely ridiculous
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@ifixcoinops this is the subject of an entire civil war in the nerf/dart blaster community right now, has been growing for a few years now, especially with pro level blasters becoming increasingly firearm like and dubiously safe for public games
