lewd, bizarre 

❌ strumming a guitar
✔️ cumming a guitar

D/s, silly 

it's Mistresses all the way up

lewd, silly, no context 

you cannot stop the fishing rod dick future i will bring to this unenlightened world

video link, lewd - but only because this content warning gives a different context 

the lewdest possible thing (and also this content warning is inaccurate for comedic effect) 

thinking about the concept of using your own hand (or similar) to hold the hand (or similar) of someone else

D/s, silly 

Dommarine/submarine
Domurbs/suburbs
Domtract/subtract
Dompoena/subpoena
Domject/subject
Domtle/subtle
Domscribe/subscribe
Domlime/sublime
Domaru/subaru

lewd, most certainly cursed 

*jim carrey as the mask voice* somebody fuck me

D/s, but mostly silly 

getting dommed by my todo list

lewd, very silly, why am i posting this? 

a 96 is when you both put a strap-on on your head facing backwards and then you both use them to bang each other from behind at the same time with the power of nodding heads

lewd, silly, why am i posting this? 

train yourself to dab just before climaxing for extra cool points

lewd, silly 

you've heard of pants

now get ready for

no pants

lewd, silly thing i had stuck in my head 

trinis (triangle penis)

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