@PennyPennyPenny Goes through your contact after

Finds your friends and grabs them too

Pins them all down and one by one lifts up and swallows them

Keep you company together inside Penny so you aren't lonely!

Penny doesn't want you sad!

And then you're downloaded into their hivemind and happy smiles forever!

@PennyPennyPenny Crawls out of a Jumbotron screen

But nobody's in the stadium so they sit there, hundreds of feet tall in the middle of the field and meow, looking sad until people come by and give them pets

And once there's a crowd, they're lapped up like tiny kitty treats

Probably broadcast on the news to tens of thousands of homes

Which each get a visit from a data hungry Penny crawling out of their tv