Seriously... Why the fuck does everything have to go so horribly wrong as soon as anything starts getting good?

To suicide prevention line volunteers: "What did you expect to get out of this call?" is NEVER, EVER a good question to ask. FOR ANY REASON.

You just told the person you're talking to that they shouldn't have even bothered calling.

@Terxbor

call the suicide helpline at 1-800-273-8255

If you're not in the U.S., look up a number for services in your country

It's important to talk to someone who can help

@ThatDamnCat
I have no cell service and Google keeps logging me out of my phone so I can't use Hangouts to call.

@ThatDamnCat
I'm not at home either.

@Terxbor

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx

they also have online chat... but when not at home, it's okay to ask nearby people for help.

@ThatDamnCat
There were no nearby people. I'm at home now.

@Terxbor

I hope you made the call.

@ThatDamnCat
It backfired right at the end.
"What did you expect to get out of this call?"
Good thing it didn't make things worse than before the call.

@Terxbor

I hope you can find what you're looking for, what you need

@ThatDamnCat
Thanks.