oooooooooooppppps it's 2am and i want to rewatch national treasure for the
uhhh
time....
@SilviaFox
i really love that movie and i don't know why
@catoutofbed
I don't have anything snarky to say, just... Shame
@SilviaFox
i will die on this hill
@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Like Noble 6?
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
National Treasure: Chamber of Secrets. Gates (Nicolas Cage) puts his hand in a hole to open up a secret entrance. Acts like it caught his hand painfully. (His bad joke, mine being a Halo: Reach reference.) Starts screaming to the horror of his parents.
A few seconds later, he laughs (and stops screaming) and says, "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist."
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
You explained it and I still don't get it
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@SilviaFox @Terxbor
same
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
The Noble 6 part (which is a major spoiler and thus not actually explained) or the "couldn't resist" part?
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
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Yes
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
For the National Treasure part, you'll just have to suck it up and watch the second film.
As for Halo: Reach, the ending has your character, Noble 6, failing to leave the planet Reach, and is thus doomed to be killed by the enemy (they turn the planet to glass soon after).
Noble 6's story ends before that, at the top of a hill, facing down an endless number of enemy soldiers. The scene ends only when you die.
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
I'm not watching a Natural Treasure movie
And I actually remember that ending now
That was a good game for the 5 hours I played
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID I REALLY JUST REFER TO THE SECOND NATIONAL TREASURE MOVIE USING THE SECOND HARRY POTTER BOOK'S TITLE?!?!?!?
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Kill me now.
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@Terxbor @SilviaFox
i want this crossover
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@catoutofbed @Terxbor
Yer a wizard Nicky
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@SilviaFox @Terxbor
The gates family legacy is nothing but a fraud
wait that's actually the plot of that movie
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@catoutofbed @Terxbor
No we're not doing this right now >:O
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Does Ben become a wizard, or his son, or does the Hogwarts and MoM staffs call him a Muggle, with him correcting it to No-Maj?
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
Yes
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@SilviaFox @Terxbor
i don't remember enough about one of these series to answer this
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Or both, possibly, so I'll explain the less-obvious parts.
Gates doesn't yet have a son, but a third movie could introduce him. (Or her.)
In the spinoff Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the setting is New York. American wizards and witches call their non-magic brethren "No-Majes," or "No-Maj" for singular.
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
I failed to point out that Fantastic Beasts is a Harry Potter spinoff, set I believe in the 1920s.
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
And if Ben becomes a wizard, does he then act like his character in The Sorcerer's Apprentice?
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Like I said... I like the movie. So sue me for liking a bad movie without it being so bad it's good.
Plus, it's got a Magic: The Gathering reference in it.
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
I'm just gonna admit that I know like nothing about any of these things
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Also... I probably should have put a "spoiler" CW in my joke.