oooooooooooppppps it's 2am and i want to rewatch national treasure for the
uhhh
time....
@SilviaFox
i really love that movie and i don't know why
@catoutofbed
I don't have anything snarky to say, just... Shame
@SilviaFox
i will die on this hill
@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Like Noble 6?
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
National Treasure: Chamber of Secrets. Gates (Nicolas Cage) puts his hand in a hole to open up a secret entrance. Acts like it caught his hand painfully. (His bad joke, mine being a Halo: Reach reference.) Starts screaming to the horror of his parents.
A few seconds later, he laughs (and stops screaming) and says, "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist."
Bad joke explained
@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Also... I probably should have put a "spoiler" CW in my joke.
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@SilviaFox @Terxbor
same
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
The Noble 6 part (which is a major spoiler and thus not actually explained) or the "couldn't resist" part?
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
.....
Yes
Bad joke explained, Halo: Reach ending spoiler
@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
For the National Treasure part, you'll just have to suck it up and watch the second film.
As for Halo: Reach, the ending has your character, Noble 6, failing to leave the planet Reach, and is thus doomed to be killed by the enemy (they turn the planet to glass soon after).
Noble 6's story ends before that, at the top of a hill, facing down an endless number of enemy soldiers. The scene ends only when you die.
Bad joke explained, Halo: Reach ending spoiler
@Terxbor @catoutofbed
I'm not watching a Natural Treasure movie
And I actually remember that ending now
That was a good game for the 5 hours I played
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
You explained it and I still don't get it