oooooooooooppppps it's 2am and i want to rewatch national treasure for the
uhhh
time....
@SilviaFox
i really love that movie and i don't know why
@catoutofbed
I don't have anything snarky to say, just... Shame
@SilviaFox
i will die on this hill
@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Like Noble 6?
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
National Treasure: Chamber of Secrets. Gates (Nicolas Cage) puts his hand in a hole to open up a secret entrance. Acts like it caught his hand painfully. (His bad joke, mine being a Halo: Reach reference.) Starts screaming to the horror of his parents.
A few seconds later, he laughs (and stops screaming) and says, "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist."
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID I REALLY JUST REFER TO THE SECOND NATIONAL TREASURE MOVIE USING THE SECOND HARRY POTTER BOOK'S TITLE?!?!?!?
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Kill me now.
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@catoutofbed @Terxbor
Yer a wizard Nicky
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@SilviaFox @Terxbor
The gates family legacy is nothing but a fraud
wait that's actually the plot of that movie
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@catoutofbed @Terxbor
No we're not doing this right now >:O
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Does Ben become a wizard, or his son, or does the Hogwarts and MoM staffs call him a Muggle, with him correcting it to No-Maj?
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
Yes
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@SilviaFox @Terxbor
i don't remember enough about one of these series to answer this
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Or both, possibly, so I'll explain the less-obvious parts.
Gates doesn't yet have a son, but a third movie could introduce him. (Or her.)
In the spinoff Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the setting is New York. American wizards and witches call their non-magic brethren "No-Majes," or "No-Maj" for singular.
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
I failed to point out that Fantastic Beasts is a Harry Potter spinoff, set I believe in the 1920s.
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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
And if Ben becomes a wizard, does he then act like his character in The Sorcerer's Apprentice?
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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Like I said... I like the movie. So sue me for liking a bad movie without it being so bad it's good.
Plus, it's got a Magic: The Gathering reference in it.
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@Terxbor @catoutofbed
I'm just gonna admit that I know like nothing about any of these things
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@Terxbor @SilviaFox
i want this crossover