Unironically wanting a show like that trash Deadliest Warrior that SpikeTV made....

but the experts they bring on are
1: excited to see what the other side has to offer and
2: openly shit on their 'own side'

Gimme the expert who will be excited to talk about the level of training needed to make a katana, but happily offers "because the iron in Japan was shit" as part of it. And the guy on the other side is like "yeah but still, you work with what you got yeah?"

...........Gimme I guess... dude culture without toxic masculinity?

I think boys deserve it.

Seriously though, like I get that Deadliest Warrior was basically just doing shit science and plugging weird numbers into Total War to see which side won.

But like.

Guys, if you're comparing two swords, why does one guy cut into slab of beef and the other guy into a gel dummy?

You have so many of both. Just let them both cut beef or both cut gel. WTF.

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