5 things you can do to start writing banger posts to drive the fedi girls wild:
- be gay
- kill a politician
- punch your boss in the face
- be a chaotic mess
- be the cutest person on the planet
@ghostlyash wait is this like i have to do them all or…?
@ghostlyash well how on earth are any of US supposed to achieve the last one when YOU exist??
@TheIronFox@computerfairi.es 
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@TheIronFox@computerfairi.es preferably