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@kew just walk up and be like "yeah this is mine now" and then if they try to stop you you can laugh at them bc they can't do anything
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@autistikai @kew if we all learn kungfu then they super cant do anything. what are they gonna do? chase after me? with those weak bones? even if they catch me what are they gonna do? fight me?
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@NuclearTess @kew i know, like, two and a half martial arts and also wilderness survival this land is my land
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@NuclearTess @kew and then give it to those in need. that's the important part
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@autistikai @kew of course, while else would you steal land from the greedy
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@NuclearTess @kew so i have a place to compost them, obvo?
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@autistikai @kew thats all you need to beat up a boomer and steal their land