The Lo method of getting a partner:
1. Get basically stalked for like six months.
2. ???
3. A mutual friend threatened physical violence if she doesn't ask you out already, just be like 'yeah sure why not'

Anyway we've been together for almost 8 years now, wild.

Other notable highlights:
-This was during the time period where my life was basically constantly drunk and hosting college parties all the time, and there were multiple instance of her being like 'oh no im a drunk college girl in your bed -wink-' to which I'd say 'oh I'll get you some water n bread so you dont get a hangover goodnight' then id sleep on my couch and it was apparently VERY frustrating how much I couldn't take a hint

Also I only found out recently that there were instances of me inviting several people to hang out and she'd quietly text the others and tell them not to show up.

So, there were instances of me saying 'oh wow everyone else canceled? that's sad :c' and then the two of us would basically have a not date.

Like she saw it as a date I just thought we were just hanging out platonically, whoops