REAL programmers only program by directly etching instructions onto chips
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@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun you mean like. by hand?
@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun i don't think many meatbags have built-in etching hardware
@autistikai REAL programmers switched over to mechanical bodies ages ago
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@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun there's no such thing as real programmers
@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun oh, how're they doing lately? i've been so busy, i haven't had time to drop in
@autistikai all their existence is agony, as it should be
@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun sounds like a grand old time
@autistikai they experience time in the form of waiting for a programme to compile, not realizing the compiler is broken
@autistikai that's because all the REAL programmers sacrificed their souls to Shub-Niggurath, becoming one of the Thousand Young