@autistikai @BestGirlGrace because if you have three middle names, you really only have one middle name

@00dani @autistikai Yeah, but if you have an even number of names, your middle name is a space.

@BestGirlGrace @00dani ur middle name is SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

@hierarchon @BestGirlGrace @00dani @autistikai Alternatively, have no last name. Just a first and middle.

@fluxom_alt @hierarchon @BestGirlGrace @00dani flex on people by having multiple first names

@autistikai @hierarchon @BestGirlGrace @00dani "First?"

"Princess Grace."

"Last?"

"No thanks."

@fluxom_alt @autistikai @hierarchon @00dani
First name Princess Grace
Last name

@fluxom_alt @hierarchon @BestGirlGrace Last name is a roman numeral, obviously.

@Balina @fluxom_alt @hierarchon
First name: Princess
Middle name: Grace
Last name: I

@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt @hierarchon Everyone misinterpreting the "I, Princess" when they look you up in formal records as being the title of an autobiography.

@00dani @BestGirlGrace jokes on u i have, uh, one, two....five! five names

@00dani @autistikai @BestGirlGrace really there's three kinds of middle names: the mean, the median, and the mode

@burgin @00dani @BestGirlGrace and also integrals and derivatives and the like ad infinitum

@00dani @autistikai @BestGirlGrace what if your middle name is a full name in between your first and last name?

@Authoritimmy @00dani @BestGirlGrace consider: this, but recursive