Black Hat: Criminal hacking, will steal your stuff
White Hat: Ethical hacking, will tell you about how bad your firewall is
Pink Hat: Cancer hacking, convinced the cells to attack themselves.
Rainbow Hat: Gender hacking. Discovers new more powerful genders or lack thereof.
Flaming Hat: Not invited to bars anymore but popular in shooter games.
Red Hat: Don't follow me.
Hat Hat: Has achieved infinite hacker power via recursive hat collection.
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@fluxom_alt this is the second-best literal interpretation of planet of hats
@autistikai I am fascinated to know what the first is so I can defeat them and gain their powers.
@fluxom_alt look the core premise is there's a bunch of humanoid-ish monsters who literally engage in lethal combat with people in order to acquire their cool hats ok
lethal combat that's not actually all that lethal bc they're p much impossible to kill and honestly tend to just be too nice to actually murder folks
@fluxom_alt hey ur pretty rad urself don't undervalue ur own inherent awesomeness
@autistikai ...you know what, that's so rad that I'm okay being second place to that.