my cousin used to volunteer at an animal shelter, and one of the things they'd do is have you "foster" an animal to get 'em used to living in a house with other pets and whatnot.

well, that was the theory, she wound up adopting a bunch of them

but people would always ask what breed these dogs were, and, you know, these are shelter dogs, so we'd make up names like "Royal Toy Short-Nosed Pinkenblanket" and you could usually get a stranger pretending they'd heard of it.

@BestGirlGrace @Breakfast if i was a species i would do this and also slightly change the name every once in a while to annoy everyone

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