the problem with shopping for sunglasses at the thrift store is that some of them are people's actual prescription glasses and there's no way to tell until everything's all blurry
also, I haven't yet found sunglasses that look good on me. aviators make me look like Stan Lee.
Grace trying on sunglasses, selfies, looking at camera, but you can't see my eyes
hmmm
Grace trying on sunglasses, selfies, looking at camera, but you can't see my eyes
hey baby, wanna go get trapped in my crystal dimension
Grace trying on sunglasses, selfies, looking at camera, but you can't see my eyes
for the elementary school music teacher in you
Grace trying on sunglasses, selfies, looking at camera, but you can't see my eyes
heart frames are powerful, but not for me
Grace trying on sunglasses, selfies, looking at camera, but you can't see my eyes
every store has a million rose gold Aviators, but they just make me look like somebody's grandpa
aviator frames are in now, but they make me look like Stan Lee at best
"hey there, true believers. you hear about comic books"
anyways, I think I've tried on every pair of glasses within walking distance from my house, and my favorites were:
- 70s crystal bifocals
- round boys
- safety goggles from some high school chemistry lab (not pictured, but would have bought if I was going for a Miss Frizzle thing)
anyways, look forward to the Modemoiselle reboot where she teaches kids computer science in an incredibly irresponsible and fun fashion
some kid: "Miss Modemoiselle, is there an algorithm that'll tell us if this Turing machine will ever stop? I'm getting dizzy."
me: *hair bow lights up*
"Pay attention, kids. If you're good enough at cryptography, you can use it to kill Nazis. That's true of most things, but I have a source for this one."
"What are we learning about that requires the briefcase that says 'how to make it legal to be gay in England'"
"I told you. Cryptography."
corvids
@BestGirlGrace tbh that label doesn't narrow it down too much you could've just as easily been talking about the history of vampire fiction
