I style myself as a villain, but if I were in something where the heroes always win, I'd probably settle for getting beaten a few times and then turning niceish
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@BestGirlGrace so....anime villain
@autistikai Yeah, pretty much. I think I could get into a good groove of teasing the Jojo boys.
@autistikai or just fucking with Goku. Whatever.
@BestGirlGrace look as long as you're having fun ok
@autistikai More fun than getting beaten up every time the heroes cross my path!
@BestGirlGrace yeah but is it fun in its own right is the important thing here
@autistikai Nothing can beat the rush of explaining your master plan to the heroes, cackling while you heist the Pharoah's Emerald, or even just running down the street with burlap sacks with dollar signs on the side. But if you need a retirement plan, you could do worse than hitching your wagon to the good guys.
@BestGirlGrace faer ynough. if you ever decide to un-retire, tho, i'll be here
@BestGirlGrace personally i have no intention of retiring at least until i grow up. which i'm never going to do
@autistikai Oh, don't worry. I ain't retiring until well after I'm out of ideas for daring heists and thrilling capers.