i can't think of a relevant pun so i might have to settle for "the editor". does at least have the bonus of i can use my name as a lead-in to offering to tutor people who need help in academics
also it goes doubly bc i do actually do editing work. i may hate the english language but i've a grasp of how it works that surpasses basically anyone i know, and i like using my skills to help people, so it was kinda a natural conclusion