"Till death do us part." is not only a promise but also a threat for how much I'm willing to risk to wife a cutie.

A bored security guard: Ma'am, for the last time, the 'gates of hell' exhibit is just a bronze statue not a literal gateway.

Me, carrying a crowbar and a slingshot: But if I open them half an inch I can slingshot this ring onto Satan's finger and make him my borat voice my wife.