Wotan enjoys wrestling with Loki only when he is winning. if loki starts to win, Wotan becomes very upset and runs away and meows for help
@taweret for a second I thought you were talking about the norse gods and I was confused
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@Breakfast @taweret why would you be confused this perfectly fits canon
@autistikai @taweret odin isn't really the type for wrestling, he's basically a cub
@Breakfast @taweret oðinn is absolutely the type for any kind of contest wherein his victory is assured
@autistikai @taweret true as that may be he wouldn't wanna do it unless he could have effortless victory
@Breakfast @taweret are we talking about the same douchenozzle? this is the fuck who decided to hang himself from a tree with a spear in his guts for a week just bc he wanted to be even more op
@autistikai @taweret yeah exactly dying is easy wrestling is hard
@Breakfast @taweret oðinn is absolutely willing to suffer if it makes him more powerful and/or makes him look cool. he may not care about anybody other than himself but he IS incredibly vain
@autistikai @taweret yeah he's willing to suffer, but he's too much of a bottom for him to be competitive in any wrestling match that wasn't rigged
@Breakfast @taweret ....i literally specified "wherein his victory is assured" at the beginning of this discussion. that's definitely what we call a rigged game, love
@autistikai @taweret yeah, exactly I'm just adding the stipulation that him having to work at it would be cause enough to meow for help
@Breakfast @taweret once again, i defer you to his MASSIVE FUCKING EGO. this pile of walking garbage is way too concerned about seeming like the most awesome person in the room to do something like 'ask for help'. there's a reason he ruins everything all the time
@Breakfast @taweret i'd like to think he's smart enough Not to aim thor in loki's general direction? but it would be dishonest of me to make that claim at all
@autistikai @taweret we both know how his ego works he absolutely would
@Breakfast @taweret i said i'd like to think it. i'm not quite stupid enough to actually believe oðinn has a functional risk-reward evaluation system
@autistikai @taweret yeah exactly, he's the kind of person to kill himself to learn magic but also the kind of person to initiate ragnarok because loki's wolf kid is scawwy
@Breakfast @taweret no it's not because fenrir is scary it's because fenrir fkn outclasses oðinn in a fight. oðinn was like "oh no this guy can beat me" and so in order to Look Cool he decided it was a good idea to make an eternal archnemesis out of the one person he Knew For A Fact could kill him
@autistikai @taweret that's why he wouldn't ask for help he'd tag thor in