ditz blasphemy posting 

God made Adam and Eve without giving them the gift of knowledge, which I think makes it canon that God just wanted to hang out with a bunch of himbos

but also, if they're huge dumbassses he really should have expected them to do something silly

re: ditz blasphemy posting 

@fluxom_alt so....what you're saying is god is a ditz

re: ditz blasphemy posting 

@autistikai The only himbo I need in my life is Jesus Christ

but all other himbos are welcome to come into my life too

re: ditz blasphemy posting 

@fluxom_alt i'm not sure he technically qualifies, but on the other hand im always down to hang out with trans leftists so i cant fault your choice here

re: ditz blasphemy posting 

@autistikai Our Lord is the alpha omega, male and female, bimbo and himbo, and will gladly bust down the front door of a church and whip capitalists to chase them out so I think trans leftist is 1000% jesus

re: ditz blasphemy posting 

@fluxom_alt i know he's a trans leftist i just don't know about the rest of that. but then, since i'm not, y'know, christian, i suppose the difference is i don't think jesus and god are the same person

re: ditz blasphemy posting 

@autistikai fair and valid, I know biblical stuff mainly through the context of a west-coast american christian high school education so I have a really clear bias in my blasphemous postings from that

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re: ditz blasphemy posting 

@fluxom_alt that's fair. but also i'm not sure i could come up with a take that i would really consider blasphemous, so like....there's a tradeoff here, y'know

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