one last selfie, I've got wild hair, eye contact
hi, I'm Steve Jobs, inventor of phone
this is what happens when you've been wearing a wig all evening, and also your wig cap came off at some point and became part of the wig
the hair, that is. the Steve Jobs bit comes every time I wear a black turtleneck, and nobody understands the jokes I have about a certain asshole teacher who also dressed like this
corvids
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@BestGirlGrace ah yes, the steve jobs tf
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@autistikai it's like his spirit wants to use my body
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@BestGirlGrace that seems like the exact logical inverse of what you're usually into, but hey as long as it's consensual
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@BestGirlGrace yes, i'm well aware. however, my native language is shitposting,
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@autistikai I'm gonna blame Steve for this
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@BestGirlGrace excuse u steve minecraft did nothing wrong
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@autistikai boxy friend Steve: hello
computer turtleneck Steve: begone
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@BestGirlGrace we know who you're referring to, but "computer turtleneck steve" really describes an entire species, especially given the asshole asspect
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@autistikai it absolutely is not, for a number of reasons both related to my kinks (I'm a domme), to my software politics (proprietary software man bad), and to my personal feelings about the guy (asshole by every account)