Impish Gnoll 
Do you ever wanna jump someone's bones bc they have a name you like?
Like you don't know what they look like, or anything about them.
You just see their name in a list and are like yes anyone with this name can get it IDGAF
Asking for a friend
Named Deme uwu
corvids
@impishgnoll you want a friend with the same name as you?
@autistikai this is not what I meant!!!
My name on other folks is actually less exciting bc there's another local Deme who has bad politics and that's all you'll hear me say about him
The name in question today was "Fern"
@impishgnoll you said, and i quote, "asking for a friend named deme uwu". unless you meant you wanted the friend's name to have the uwu in it too...?
@impishgnoll i mean, it was probably teasing, but this is very useful information we're getting from this. anywho time to >::3c go >:::3c do >::3c things >:::3c
@autistikai if it's change your name to Fern don't bother; the name is a donor at my work and they annoyed me so I'll never be attracted to that name again uwu
@impishgnoll you lead a fascinating life. but we don't need petty tricks like this to make people fall for us.
@impishgnoll yes, yes, you're cute too
@impishgnoll exactly like that, yeah
@impishgnoll what a fricken cutie, wow
@impishgnoll absolutely adorable 
@impishgnoll awww, ya h*cking cutie
@autistikai I can't tell if you're teasing me or what I was saying is unclear so forgive me if it's just you teasing me
"Asking for a friend named Deme" meant that my friend named Deme is the one who would fuck someone based solely on their name
That friend is obviously me tho