When I was a kid, there were a lot of weird books around the house, but one of the weirdest was a self-help book by Miss Piggy.
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It was a self-help parody, with fashion photographs of Miss Piggy, referencing famous celebrity photos.
I have no idea who in the house owned this book, nor can I fathom who the intended audience for this book even was.
It haunts me. It's like something Bro from Homestuck would own, that accidentally entered our universe, or my house, specifically.
