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Every time the Internet involuntarily blasts my face-sensors with information about Marriage Story, I dislike it even more, even though I've never seen it. It's like a movie engineered to be hateable.
@melissasage I am trying to develop hysterical blindness so I no longer have to read takes on it
"Hey, there's a new movie out starring two actors you hate"
"It's about two wealthy white straight people going through a divorce"
"It's very emotional and deep. They argue a lot. Like, so much. It's almost 3 hours long"
"Hey, check out this amazing clip of a dude screaming and punching drywall. Acting!"
"No, no, it's actually a really nuanced movie. There's lots of quiet moments. Everything builds up to the guy punching the drywall"