last night i had the first dream in my life that could be described as "religious": someone calling themselves 'jesus' (long hair, glasses, dazed expression) showed up on TV saying that they had Returned, but they needed to acquire the "fourth stone" which would Evolve them into something called "Golden Jesus". then Moloch would appear and begin destroying the world, whilst Golden Jesus allowed us to escape like the last chopper out of saigon. that was the plan apparently
@jk "long hair, glasses, dazed expression" shit that;s me
uhh you should go find the fourth stone I guess? imo
@aeonofdiscord he looked like a cross between Weird Al and Kurt Cobain iirc
@jk @aeonofdiscord that's actually the exact picture in my head i was getting
@jk @aeonofdiscord have you seen this man in your dreams [picture, label: SILVER JESUS (NOT POWERED UP TO GOLDEN JESUS)]
@boots @aeonofdiscord FUCK, GOLDEN JESUS IS REAL