unicode javascript blend mix is so much fun

here's some neat looking invalid javascript

it won't do anything when you run it, it's so obviously invalid, right

sprunge.us/QeYK

@typhlosion i am absolutely certain an error will occur when you run it

@typhlosion okay so that one may not have actually caused an error
here's a fixed version
sprunge.us/OSIb

@boots after the last one i'm not trusting any not-statically-analyzed code from you not to do something arbitrarily harmful >:c

@typhlosion honestly code from me should just not be trusted as far as "it'll probably always do something really weird that it shouldn't do", not untrusted as far as "arbitrarily harmful"

@typhlosion (then again arbitrarily harmful is arbitrary so i dunnoooo)

@typhlosion also besides, you can see just by looking at it that it's the same source file
nothing different, tis merely a joke, you can check ;^

@boots you can't get your invisible unicode fairy dust past my keen typhlosion nose

@typhlosion but where's the invisible unicode got to hide? ✨

@boots in between a regex disguised as a blank comment line, of course

@boots

i still haven't entirely figured out how precisely it works, but you play a very good misdirection game

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