the hot new meme is that it's only okay to eat a pomegranate if it was given to you as a gift
@typhlosion if you buy it for yourself it's a gift from where you bought it from in return for that time you paid them for a pomegranate
pomegranates being thrown at faces are still gifts, it's just that the wrapping paper is bad
@typhlosion (the wrapping paper is pain. its wrapped in pain)
@boots look, i can't stop you, i'm just not responsible for undefined behavior resulting from eating a pomegranate of ambiguous giftedness
@boots if someone threw a pomegranate at your face that is not a gift
if you buy it for yourself that is not a gift
if hades gives it to you that *is* a gift but you should be very careful about eating it