@HTHR or even just tradebane or burning coins curse, just you can't access any merchants unless you're a thief, and then maybe it also makes that harder somehow

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space
Fool's Touch
All gold you gain becomes Fool's Gold. Attempting to trade with a merchant using Fool's Gold will only succeed if you have high stats in trading and manage to convince the merchant that it is real gold. If you fail, you will be treated as if you had tried and failed to pickpocket the merchant.

@boots @HTHR hmmmmmrg... but you need gold for other things than trading

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space yeah that's why you still get "gold"
in crafting-related things it'll just be treated like gold

@boots @HTHR but "fool's gold" is pyrite, which is a completely different mineral!

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space
Burning Pouch
Your gold is permanently molten.
You cannot use it for anything other than crafting, and any attempts to use it to trade will start combat.

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@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space well yes but you don't have anything to store it in and i doubt merchants will be very happy if you just try to pour molten gold into their hand when they ask for gold

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@boots @HTHR gee, have you never played munchkin-style? if the gold gets hotter than iron, now you have the power to make a fuel-less forge, just powered by a curse!!
if it doesn't melt iron, you can transport it in iron sealed with clay and just pour it in an ingot cast for selling >:3

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space well yes but what are you going to sell it for

you're buffing it sure but like
you still will not be able to get gold and not everyone's going to be interested in melted things (im assuming we're off the topic of skyrim now)

@boots @HTHR you can always get silver or gems and trade in those =P

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space Molten Inventory
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@boots @HTHR currency sublimation: any money you touch just poofs into thin air, also, fuck you

@Efi @boots @HTHR your character literally cannot conceive of the idea of trading. an unrepresentable thought

@Efi @HTHR@cybre.space Stop It:
You have Molten Gold, and your pouch doesn't insulate the heat from the gold at all.

@HTHR @boots oh, why stop there? broker's curse: any valuable thing you own that is only a currency and can't be used for anything else is magically vaporized, even conceptual stff like debt owed to you, also, suck ass

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