You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>open mailbox
You open the mailbox, revealing a small leaflet.
>read leaflet
(first taking the small leaflet)
"Welcome to our house! In it, you will find a game of adventure, danger..."
@boots
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭ ╮ ╲╲ house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ you
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
will find a game of adventure,
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
danger
(or did I regress the meme?)
@boots and low cunning? ;-)
i actually found zork and started it just so i could copy the actual game output for this