the tricky bit was remembering the fake birthday i used when i signed up

haven't fed my neopets in like ten years but they seem to have survived somehow

presumably by taking to the streets, joining a roving band of orphan neopets, ambushing well-off travelers and sharing the spoils with their newfound family, supporting each other, proving that they have mettle to make it on the streets, working their way up, tearfully watching their friends struggle under ever-harsher conditions, organizing a ragtag insurrection against the corrupt Faerie leadership, desperately a