Nyastrid @nyastrid@computerfairi.es

"what's their email address?" IDK
"what's their phone number?" IDK
"what's their last name?" I don't even know their first name
"I thought you said this was a good friend. What *do* you know?"

I have their Signal handle, their hacker name, and a raft of questionable collaborative activities. #BFF

User interface menu control options. #ui #ux

Forgot to post these games I found in IKEA the other day.

GlaDOS implies the existence of GlaUNIX.

alias clang="aplay metalpipe.mp3 && clang"

TIL: You can have git auto-pick `user.name` and `user.email` based on repository remotes' URLs.

#git

i'm not gonna be doing the x3ctf announcements separately on fedi but i wanted to at least post one of the prizes we're giving out :p

if you're interested go check out https://x3c.tf/

"Why does this button not work ??"

"Have you tried licking it? "

Inside you there are two wolves. One is active, the other one is on hot standby and becomes active if the first one fails or is taken down for maintenance. Add more wolves as necessary for increased redundancy load balancing. A quorum badger can be added for environments with multiple active wolves.

Service-toot for everyone who was at #38C3 (or recently used public transport in #Hamburg):

Apparently there currently is a virus spreading causing Tonsillitis. Should you notice symptoms like throat pain, cold-like symptoms, fever or swollen lymph nodes (among others) better go to a doctor!

A doctor told me it, more often than not, does *not* just heal on its own but gets complicated by bacterial infection. As it did for me. 😔

For germans: remember the 116117 hotline is a thing.

- Have you tried turning it off?
- Yes, but when I turned it back on, it...
- No no no, you misunderstood.

nothing happened in 38c3 between 23:00 and 02:00 #38c3