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HINT: You are attempting to install a package literally named "requirements.txt" (which cannot exist). Consider using the '-r' flag to install the packages listed in requirements.txt

My python in christ if a package by that name cannot exist and you've put in a special case to show me this message, why not go the whole hog and just have it do the thing I obviously want it to do?!

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catgirl all tangled up in yarn, googling "how to escape a string"

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OH, piss mention 

"that's not enough piss on the floor"

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Fun fact: Elven Python is exactly the same as Human Python, except methods refer to the current object with "elf"

class Tree:
def __init__(elf):
elf.leaves = 0

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ironic that we live in a time where everybody owns a computer with a mandatory button that spawns a supposed "magical genie", except for computer witches & wizards who specifically do *not* have such a button anywhere, nor do they wish to have one

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500 mega bites per second? wow she's fast

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> Note that this definition of “based” is intentionally similar to the definition of “based” in C99, though it is slightly weaker.

llvm manual finally answering the “based? based on what?!” question

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I wrote a program to lipsync the shipping forecast in a terminal window, and I have no regrets.

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🔥 LESS THAN 2 WEEKS UNTIL HACK GBGAY🔥

It is a free one-day #cybersecurity conference in #Gothenburg, Sweden for LGBTQIA+ people regardless of your tech skills or background. The conference mission is to introduce queers to cyber security, as well as facilitate a space to find like minded people!

The event will feature a variety of activities including talks, a rad af badge, lock-picking, a lot of opportunity to mingle and socialize.

pre-register at hack.gbgay.com <3

(Nervous, stressed, but most of all very excited!)

#hackgbgay

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we have got to take back the sparkles emoji from AI companies

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OH 

(she bites me) "oh wait nvm I'm a vegetarian"

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"what's their email address?" IDK
"what's their phone number?" IDK
"what's their last name?" I don't even know their first name
"I thought you said this was a good friend. What *do* you know?"

I have their Signal handle, their hacker name, and a raft of questionable collaborative activities. #BFF

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