Coworker: "I can't understand why someone would want to own a snake... Ew... Imagine cuddling with a snake... Bleh!"
Me: "heck yeah that sounds fantastic get me some snake cuddles asap"
@Electrum What I can't understand is why people seem to misunderstand the texture of a snake. Have they ever held one?
Also those puppy faces. HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO CUDDLING A NOODLEPUPPY
