typing on your phone by holding it with both hands and dividing the keyboard evenly between both thumbs
holding your phone in one hand and hunt-and-peck typing with the other
putting your phone in landscape orientation, placing it on a desk, and "touch typing" with your hands hovering over the keyboard 
holding your phone in portrait orientation and using each of your four fingers to cover two home rows each
bringing a full size 105-key USB keyboard with you to connect to your phone
@lynnesbian holding onto the same phone for five years because it has a slide-out keyboard
