as much as I could be sure that this program is relatively trustworthy, and that it's a false positive, i can't very well believe that it *isn't*, plus basically every program on my computer that tries to touch the file in any way is screaming bloody murder about it and not letting me get a word in edgewise.
and so the endgame is that i did not rip a music track from LAD:IW and apparently neither has anybody else, and it'll be stuck in my head all day now.
also remembering an install guide i like to follow that involves writing up a small batch file to automate some system setting changes (it's a batch file, open source by its nature), except that as of a few years ago, that batch file will get flagged as a Severe System Threat as soon as you try to save it from notepad.
maybe it did have a bitcoin-mining trojan stuffed in it, maybe it didn't. unfortunately no program is left on my computer that'll litigate it because the kangaroo court of Windows Defender, Firefox, and 7-Zip have already declared it Guilty and removed it, and I'm powerless to get it to try again short of using another computer running a different OS.
which is bullshit because the program is for Windows anyway and I'd have to basically smuggle the EXE file across.
TO MY OWN COMPUTER.