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"Maybe I _have_ hit bottom, and maybe I _do_ look like hell. Lord knows the only exercise I've had lately is tipping the bottle and flipping cards into my hat. ...I'm going to scare up a job today if it means finding somebody's lost puppy."
Tex Murphy, one of my favorite video game characters of all time. Private eye, hardboiled where it counts, total doofus at almost all other times.
@wildweasel that outfit is a Look for sure. I hope those are New Balances or Reebocks.
@effika He does seem like a New Balance kind of guy; he's too perpetually-broke for those to be Air Jordans. 😁
You know what I can do here that I can't on bluesky? Upload my own damn animated GIFs.