Parallax webcomic 

gonna do a simple little thing here, kinda as a reminder to myself, partly cos others here might be interested

posting links to successive pages of the Parallax webcomic, with maybe a little commentary, if it seems appropriate (parallaxcomic.com/about)

and here's page 1

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

end result of the Internet of Shit, I guess. Hal 9000 is installed with every water heater

Parallax webcomic, p. 2 

okay, second page link

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

hard to tell what's up although now we see more of the device, whatever it is. the red HAL 9000 light clicked off and now it's clearer it's paired with a green one. lotsa that generic looking ugly cable bundles and hoses like out of Terry Gilliam's "Brazil"

Parallax webcomic, p. 3 

all right, feeling better able to actually process shit, so back to this thing that I'm doing

(what am I doing? well, we're all absolutely terrible at actually going through webcomics, so I thought I'd pick one and work through it and post about it. not committed to once a day, kinda wanna go quicker in fact, but, uh...I think you can kinda tell from @chara_dreemurr@plural.cafe that we've been really tied up by other stuff)

Parallax webcomic, p. 3 

now to page three

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

hm. the weird device with the Brazil hoses and tubes and wires coming out of it, seems to be saying "......". it looks nonplussed, maybe because it looks like it's been abandoned in a basement

now we got this kid in the red shirt. I'll just call them "Chara" for now haha. Chara was playing a handheld game and the battery died, probably because they never bothered charging it up when they could hehe

πŸ”΄ hey! >_<

Parallax webcomic, p. 3 

schoolkid, looks like. there's other kids in the background, one carrying a book or laptop maybe.

Chara's saying "how am I gonna get through the day now" which is totally a mood, none of us have been the best at spending time without a gadget of some kind to keep us from getting bored

Parallax webcomic, p. 4 

well, today ended up pretty well, so I can do another page of Parallax!

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

yeah, Chara's in a school

πŸ”΄ THAT IS NOT ME

that's totally you, Chara. anyway, kinda hard to tell anything else. for some reason a physics class is starting at five minutes after noon. oh, eh, actually I guess Chara is late--

πŸ”΄ that wouldn't be me. if I was five minutes late to a class I just wouldn't go at all. I told you it wasn't me

despite everything it's still you

Follow

Parallax webcomic, p. 5 

blech. had second thoughts about continuing this impromptu toot series of mine, but shit, I'm a chemist. if I tossed away everything of value just because it came from problematical sources, I'd have to throw my whole library away

anyway, page 5 of "Parallax".

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

looks like Chara has a name of their own, "Lomax Torchstone". what sort of name is THAT? I kinda _preferred_ "Chara"

oh, well, "Lomax" it is

πŸ”΄ booooo

I thought you said that wasn't you!

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Parallax webcomic, p. 5 

"Lomax Torchstone", there's a name that piles on the semiotic coding huh? "lo" + "max", and then "torchstone" is kind of a giveaway

anyway Lomax's teacher does that really shitty thing that teachers like to do, which is turn a small disruption like entering a class a few minutes late into a much bigger disruption by calling it out

πŸ”΄ hey that's why I'd never go into class if I was late. I was sparing the other kids!

yeah right Chara

Parallax webcomic, p. 5 

teach's name is "Dan Rodgers", which is about as boring and white as a name gets. maybe he's related to Paul Rodgers

(puts some Bad Company on)

gawd I HATE being "introduced to the class". I'm with Chara in a way, classmates aren't my friends and I don't feel like I need to talk to 'em except in my own sweet time, don't need my teachers trying to push us together into groups and shit

Parallax webcomic, p. 6 

let's continue I guess

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

not much goes on here. Paul Rodgers' physics-teaching cousin here acknowledges Lomax, Lomax is mortified of course and calls Rodgers an asshole (well, I mean, he IS a white physics teacher, I'd call that playing the odds), and then goes on with the lecture

Lomax tries to sneak out at the end (not smart enough to hide in the crowd huh kid) but gets hit with "talk to me before you leave". dun dun DUN!

Parallax webcomic, p. 6 

bleh

fine, page 7

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

so it's the talk alluded to at the end of the previous page, except there's a bit of confusion because the teacher, Rodgers, referred to Lomax as a "new kid" on page 5 but now he's talking about Lomax's grades as though he's been dealing with Lomax for a while. maybe he's just looking at the kid's record as a transfer student or something...eh, whatever, but it feels like a slight inconsistency

Parallax webcomic, p. 6 

anyway of course Lomax sucks as a student (just like we all did!) and Rodgers sorrowfully suggests that Lomax has given up. Lomax tries to shrug it off: "oh I'm just not good at studying."

Rodgers: "but why are you a science major then"? oh, so this isn't high school? and there's only one science major at this college? "the science major" (well I think that's not unheard of actually, sounds like some Evergreen State College write-your-own-portfolio crap though)

Parallax webcomic, p. 6 

"but I didn't choose it" dun dun DUN!

I mean, pretty safe to guess Lomax's parents made the kid do it, but since this is a sci-fi webcomic I figure that the safe guess isn't the right guess

Parallax webcomic, p. 7 oops 

oh pfft I typed "p. 6" when I'm on Page 7

whatever, just...add one in your head for the previous three toots

Parallax webcomic, p. 8 

the conversation between Lomax and the teacher, Rodgers, continues

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

still no definite answer about why Lomax is in classes they do badly at (do we know Lomax's gender at this point?) but they're hinting that parents aren't the reason. well, like I said last night, it's fair to assume there's some _exciting_ reason for Lomax forcing themselves through classes they suck at other than the obvious ones

Parallax webcomic, p. 8 

trying to spot anything noteworthy in the _mise en scene_. one detail that stands out is that there's a big chart labelled "SPECTROSCOPY" on a wall, but it's taller than it's wide, which is not usually how visible-light spectra are shown on a chart. also it goes from pink to white to yellow, but I'll chalk that up to stylization (or simplification)

finally Prof. Rodgers offers the help of after-school tutoring to Lomax...if they have "some DETERMINATION"

dun dun DUN!

Parallax webcomic, p. 8 

(I feel inclined to twit Chara a bit about that one, seeing as how they work "determination" into conversation an average of three or four times a day)

πŸ”΄ I'm not THAT bad

yeah sure let's ask @KaylinEvergreen about that

Parallax webcomic, p. 9 

ok, things take a turn

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-0

a top row of small boring frames, then suddenly we get a clear left-right split, light going into dark.

"determination" is repeated from page 8 *snorts* Chara, any thoughts?

πŸ”΄ you know, it's a good word, I like it

the Sun's setting behind Prof. Rodgers. (it looked higher up in earlier pages...we don't really know how long they talked)

anyway Rodgers uses the striking composition to castigate Lomax for being a doormat

Parallax webcomic, p. 9 

*sighs* Chara, we know who did this, after all. I wouldn't put it past 'em to just AIM this at you

why have I even been typing this shit out as daily as I can manage? I suppose I was curious. but gawd this duty has really seemed like self-punishment sometimes

like...you know we're being played.

that's all I'm saying

Parallax webcomic, p. 9 

πŸ”΄ whatever this is...it's more pleasant than whatever things were *shrugs* I'm game. might as well get some fun out of this charade

Parallax webcomic, p. 9 

πŸ”΄ and let's face it, the folks playing with us have the advantage of being booked up. they've been marinating in decades of theorizing, we've just been cruising along with pure improvisation. we don't know what we're doing, we just...have a scent we're following

πŸ”΄ if nothing else we're probably gonna be learning some new shit, none of us have ever not enjoyed that

Parallax webcomic, p. 9 

still think I should get the tattoo?

πŸ”΄ "the threat is often stronger than the execution". didn't some chess player say that

Nimzovich maybe. probably not really Nimzovich though

anyway I take your point

Parallax webcomic, p. 10 

fine, let's keep playing. page ten

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-1

still expounding on Lomax's willingness to be a doormat, Prof. Rodgers advances on Lomax, casting the shadow from the setting Sun on him, which of course is totally not intimidating in any way: "you're powerless".

hehe didn't mean to scare you though! both Lomax and Rodgers are sweating at this point. Rodgers promises he's only wanting to help, and holds out...a small ornamented wooden box, perhaps?

Parallax webcomic, p. 11 

page eleven.

detailed closeup of the box sitting in Prof. Rodgers's outstretched hand. there's some lettering on the lid and I can make out the word "LUX" (light, of course) but nothing else is immediately clear.

what is it? Lomax sensibly asks. "consider it a gift". o-kay. Lomax is already mentally preparing to bolt for the door and Rodgers does the "hehe sorry for keeping you" thing. just how long have they been talking?

Parallax webcomic, p. 12 

and page twelve, just because these have been swiftly moving pages with little to summarize really

parallaxcomic.com/comic/page-1

Lomax does in fact bolt, but not before Prof. Rodgers assures them, "if you ever need help you can come to me". not worrisome at all! Lomax thanks him with a hasty backwards glance. the kid wants out of the awkwardness, fast

they hasten away, almost running, and finally give vent to a "WHAT THE HELL" when they're a safe distance down the hall

Parallax webcomic, p. 12 

I'm trying to think of how I'd react to an exchange like this when I was Lomax's age. (like, okay, I sort of feel myself to be a teenager, but I'm occupying the same head as a forty-four-year-old human, so it's complicated)

Chara, any thoughts?

πŸ”΄ eh when Kara was this age she probably would have at least half believed the teacher could be some source of help, she still tended to look up to teachers as trusted authorities, despite the calamities, until her 30s, it's sad

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